Fans love a roast, especially when it’s about the MCU’s shoddy planning.
Marvel fans have moved on from disappointment to old fashioned barbed humour to see them through this troubling time.
With anotherMCU series added to the pyre, Marvel fans need something to ease their heartbreak.
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We pray Marvel delivers on these latest projects teased below
To do that they intend to roastMarvelfor its poor decisions, starting with our bizarre introduction to the new Blade.
Remember the post-credit scene ofEternalsand how it teased Blade’s upcoming return?
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Well, that’s aged like milk.
Three years later, we’re no closer to getting that Blade reboot. Hell, we’re not even sure the project will ever happen.
Basically, thisMCUBlade debut has been a mess since day one.
“This off-screen voice cameo at the end ofEternalsis now officially Mahershala Ali’s one and only appearance as Blade, probably forever,” user @jeremylovesyallreminded us.
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As if that wasn’t already distressing enough, someone elseadded, “Last appearance of Blade, Kit Harrington as Black Knight, and probably the Eternals too.”
The punches just keep on coming.
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“MCU post-credits used to be seeing Thor’s hammer […] since Phase 4 it’s been ‘here’s an A-list celebrity showing up as a character you need to look up. Maybe you’ll see them again at some point in the future maybe’,”joked@GreatCheshire.
Not even a surprise appearance fromBlade in a new trailerhas fans excited.
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We’ve been robbed.
Topics:Marvel,MCU,TV And Film,Disney
