
Another week, another Microsoft sanctioned butt controller. Thanks for making my job more difficult, you dorks. Everyone already used all the good bum related puns last week.
Last weekit was Deadpool’s time to shine, following the announcement that a derrière-themed (yes I just Googled “bum synonyms”, do not judge me)Xboxcontroller would be released as part of a cross-promotional effort betweenMarveland Microsoft for the upcoming filmDeadpool & Wolverine.
And now, it’s Wolverine’s turn - asIGNannounced yesterday that Microsoft are turning their attention towards Logan’s caboose for their latest rump-inspired peripheral.
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The colour scheme for the controller actually looks pretty cool, and definitely pops a bit more than the previously revealed Deadpool variant. The giant rear end does subtract somewhat from the coolness factor, yes, but(t) your friends and family will only see its front when you’re holding it anyway.
Unfortunately for potential purveyors of posterior peripherals, Microsoft haven’t actually announced any way to purchase these controllers - and possibly never will.
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Given the desire for these dump-truck themed controllers (annoyed I couldn’t write “DualShock” there for alliteration purposes), it wouldn’t be surprising if they eventually announced a way to purchase them legitimately. Just don’t hold your breath, folks.
Booty. Haunch. Keister. Gluteus maximus. Sorry, just wanted to make sure I got the maximum amount of use out of the bum synonyms tab before I closed it.
Topics:Microsoft,Xbox,Marvel